None of these were actually offensive. Let me tolld you one that is. George comes home from school and sees his father jerking off and asks hi what he is doing. The father answers im masturbating my son. Come see how its done because soon you will be doing it too. George asks why and his father answers “cuz my arm is getting tired”
What’s the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
I cared when my computer crashed
What does broccoli and sodomy have in common?
Even with butter, kids do not like it
A bus load of spastics crashed on the motorway and the police are still trying to get the bus out the wreckage.
The police in my town are looking for a serial rapist. I called them up but it turns out it’s not a job.
what do you give 10 year old Hitler…
G.I Jew and a easy bake oven
British tv is the best thing ive ever seen
Jimmy: ‘Thank you for buying the dvd’
Me: Lol, he thinks I socialise enough to go outside and buy a dvd!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
It depends how hard you throw them
How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like an altar boy.
What’s the difference between a paedophile and a coat hanger?
At least one of them fucks the kid before they kill them.
I am not offended; I am simply amused.
i died when he said “there is safety in numbers… tell that to 6m jews”
What’s offensive…..the most offensive ever…..in the history of the world……is comedians who suck at math…..but hey…..Jimmy rules.
“What’s the difference between a 4th grader and a mansion?”
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“I ain’t ever been inside a mansion.”
None of these were actually offensive. Let me tolld you one that is. George comes home from school and sees his father jerking off and asks hi what he is doing. The father answers im masturbating my son. Come see how its done because soon you will be doing it too. George asks why and his father answers “cuz my arm is getting tired”
What’s the difference between Jews and Santa?
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Santa goes down the chimney
Whats the worst part about being a black jew.
You have to sit in the back of the oven
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Ground up and in a can
Tell me a Word which stards with N and ends with R and you wouldnt want to tell it to a black person directly?
Neighbor
4:08 Wrong, jews are animals.