Most Offensive Jokes By Jimmy Carr

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20 Responses

  1. N I B B A _ says:

    What’s the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?

    I cared when my computer crashed

  2. glaroche27 says:

    What does broccoli and sodomy have in common?

    Even with butter, kids do not like it

  3. The Daisho System Scam says:

    A bus load of spastics crashed on the motorway and the police are still trying to get the bus out the wreckage.

  4. Im wearing tights that I borrowed from your mum. says:

    The police in my town are looking for a serial rapist. I called them up but it turns out it’s not a job.

  5. XxMotoGuyxX says:

    what do you give 10 year old Hitler…
    G.I Jew and a easy bake oven

  6. ZOMBIE GUT kill says:

    British tv is the best thing ive ever seen

  7. PercephoneStark Frost says:

    Jimmy: ‘Thank you for buying the dvd’
    Me: Lol, he thinks I socialise enough to go outside and buy a dvd!

  8. Peepee Train says:

    How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

    It depends how hard you throw them

  9. Eddie King says:

    How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like an altar boy.

  10. Tommy Carr says:

    What’s the difference between a paedophile and a coat hanger?

    At least one of them fucks the kid before they kill them.

  11. Retief Groves says:

    I am not offended; I am simply amused.

  12. ViRuS__lOaDiNg says:

    i died when he said “there is safety in numbers… tell that to 6m jews”

  13. canadianroot says:

    What’s offensive…..the most offensive ever… the history of the world……is comedians who suck at math…..but hey…..Jimmy rules.

  14. White Smith says:

    “What’s the difference between a 4th grader and a mansion?”
    “I ain’t ever been inside a mansion.”

  15. Juicy Ball Sack says:

    None of these were actually offensive. Let me tolld you one that is. George comes home from school and sees his father jerking off and asks hi what he is doing. The father answers im masturbating my son. Come see how its done because soon you will be doing it too. George asks why and his father answers “cuz my arm is getting tired”

  16. Wes Raevens says:

    What’s the difference between Jews and Santa?
    Santa goes down the chimney

  17. UZIOSHI says:

    Whats the worst part about being a black jew.

    You have to sit in the back of the oven

  18. Chris McClain says:

    I like my women like I like my coffee.

    Ground up and in a can

  19. Gooby pls says:

    Tell me a Word which stards with N and ends with R and you wouldnt want to tell it to a black person directly?


  20. Caster says:

    4:08 Wrong, jews are animals.

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